She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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