been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
