just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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