I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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