Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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