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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
NoShamevember. You game?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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