i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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