we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
