K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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