yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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