either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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