scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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