so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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