You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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