chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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