I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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