The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
my god I love twenty year old dicks
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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