Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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