Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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