love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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