I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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