i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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