If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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