Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
