i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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