R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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