But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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