Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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