But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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