i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
ok first of all what the fuck
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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