Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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