She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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