some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
