Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
