I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
