thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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