I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And then my night got REAL pukey
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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