I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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