I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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