i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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