I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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