Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
