I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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