i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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