Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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