She's JV to your varsity
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
this just has baby written all over it
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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