Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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