i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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