guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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