think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Me. At least after what I've been through.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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