bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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