Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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