Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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