i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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